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# Do not talk about /b/

# Do NOT talk about /b/

# We are Anonymous.

# Anonymous is legion.

# Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.

# Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

# Anonymous is still able to deliver.

# There are no real rules about posting.

# There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

# If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.

# You must have pictures to prove your statement.

# Lurk moar — it's never enough.

# Nothing is Sacred.

# Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.

# The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

# There are NO girls on the internet.

# A cat is fine too.

# One cat leads to another.

# The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

# It is delicious cake. You must eat it.

# It is delicious trap. You must hit it.

# /b/ sucks today.

# Cock goes in here.

# You will never have sex.

# ????

# PROFIT!

# It needs more Desu. No exceptions.

# There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

# You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).

# No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky

# CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

# EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.

# Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.

# There is porn of it. No exceptions.

# If no porn is found of it, it will be created.

# No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.

# Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.

# When one sees a lion, one must get into the car

# There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.

# The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).

# If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.

# Everything has been cracked and pirated.

# DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

# The internet is not your personal army.

# Rule 45 is a lie.

# The cake is a lie.

# If you post it, they will cum.

# It will always need moar sauce.

# The internet makes you stupid.

# Anything can be a meme.

# Longcat is looooooooooong.

# If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.

# Anonymous is a virgin by default.

# Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.

# CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.

# Don't mess with football.

# MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.

# Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.

# The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.

# If you say Candlejack, you w

# You cannot divide by zero.

# The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

# If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.

# Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.

# Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.

# This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.

# One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.

# Katy is bi, so deal w/it.

# LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?

# Also, cocks.

# This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.

# Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?

# If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.

# If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.

# Around Snacks, CP is lax.

# All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.

# Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.

# Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.

# All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.

# No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.

# That's not mud.

# Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.

# The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

# Rule 87 is true.

# Yes, it is some chickens.

# Bobba bobba is bobba.

# Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-

# If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.

# If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.

# Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.

# Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.

# Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.

# Secure tripcodes are for jerks.

# If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.

# Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.

# I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.

# Shit sucks and will never be stickied.

# Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.

# If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.

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'''Правила интернетов''' — свод правил, собранный на форчане ради лулзов и примерно отражающий их мемы и образ мыслей. Существует множество версий правил, отличающихся числом, языком, последовательностью. Совпадают чаще всего первые 5 и некоторые популярные, к примеру 12, 34 и 63. 8 правило отрицает правила так таковые

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